Miss Marie Pearl came over last week and made me fudge. This recipe for fudge requires no baking. It is made on the stovetop and left to cool. She had just placed an ad, and answered her night flirt while she ‘un-baked’.
It seems ridiculous to me that someone would call a Dominatrix and harass them on the phone, but hey, people are into some twisted shit. Miss Marie was answering a call with someone who was attempting to haggle with her, which she would not have. The man on the phone offered to tip her by eating her asshole. It all seemed so fitting that we were making fudge.
Miss Marie Pearl made me this delicious avocado fudge with red berry gluten free granola, and I can assure you that it did not last long. I was very easily able to convince myself that since it had an avocado in it, that I was getting my daily serving of fruit.
- 1 avocado, ripened
- 1/2 cup margarine
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 1 cup cocoa
- 3 cups powdered sugar
- 1/3 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
-In a medium sized saucepan, melt the margarine over low heat.
-Once margarine is melted, puree with avocado in food processor or blender until perfectly smooth. Be sure there are no chunks of avocado left!
-Return mixture to saucepan over very low heat and aff the rest of the ingredients,except the walnuts, adding the powdered sugar a portion at a time.
-Once all the sugar has been added, the mixture should be thick.